Robbie the Robot Möbius Loop

In his wordsIntensely Subtle, Deeply Unsettling, Cognitively Dissonant

AI is the future; maybe. We built it and it does not code or subroutine sarcasm or random commentary very well, yet. It, yes ‘it,’ takes things literally. Careful what you say out loud, or key-in. Specificity will get you big ass bonus points. And maybe even prolong the existence of sapiens.

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No. 01

18+Florgasm99¢WarningSlutty, mores-shattering, NSFW, and definitely XXX

No. 02

Bite Me!99¢WarningShocking, Mentally Twirling, Frightening

No. 03

Wish You Were Dead99¢WarningIs this you? Triggering words about evil intent