Chronicles of Meto

If Meto is on the loose, and you realize it’s you he’s dialing into, give up all hope.

In this corner, weighing in at 330 pounds…and 6-8 feet tall depending on if he’s slouching, chronological age >250 years, blood that is napalm and very volatile…I bring you ‘Meto’. A highly evolved salamander who will celebrate his 314thbirthday on November 12th. A cleaner, and red sommelier, and a tude to only want violence and balance as the game of the day. A bye the bye, Vin Diesel once commented on having 500 fights to be a solid; Meto is working on 14,567th fight.